Fauci Shocked That He Keeps Getting WuFlu Despite Being Infinity Vaxx'd and Boosted

“I can’t believe throwing the virgin into the volcano didn’t placate the angry sun god,” says Dr. BS Fairydust.

“I can’t believe throwing the virgin into the volcano didn’t placate the angry sun god,” says Dr. BS Fairydust.

Dr. Anthony Fauci is shocked that he got the WuFlu a third time despite having all of the magical jabs and mcboosters:

"I got infected about 2 weeks ago. It was my third infection, and I had been vaccinated and boosted a total of six times."

“I can’t believe throwing the virgin into the volcano didn’t placate the angry sun god,” says Dr. BS Fairydust, former head of the National Institute of Actual Dumbasses. Despite surrounding his bed with an impressive rotation of crystals every night, wearing face panties carefully positioned over every orifice, and rubbing menthol paste on the soles of his feet, the sometime Hoggle coplayer from “Labyrinth” still contracted the virus. His greatest regret remains his inability to persuade millions of people that the only way to stop the spread of an unstoppable virus (by its very nature of being a virus) is for everyone to receive an injection of ¯\_( ツ)_/¯ serum, but the mystery serum only works if everyone takes it. Unlike herd immunity, which creates, you know, actual immunity, this approach makes Big Pharma and Anthony Fauci a lot of money which is the next best thing to herd immunity.

I think throwing an actual virgin into a volcano would have done more for inoculation at this point.

In 2021 Fauci told CBS’s ‘Face the Nation” that vaccinate people become “dead ends” for the coronavirus:

“So even though there are breakthrough infections with vaccinated people, almost always the people are asymptomatic and the level of virus is so low it makes it extremely unlikely — not impossible but very, very low likelihood — that they’re going to transmit it.” …

When you get vaccinated, you not only protect your own health and that of the family but also you contribute to the community health by preventing the spread of the virus throughout the community,” Fauci said. “In other words, you become a dead end to the virus. And when there are a lot of dead ends around, the virus is not going to go anywhere. And that’s when you get a point that you have a markedly diminished rate of infection in the community.”

But Fauci didn’t become a “dead end.” Neither have any other the millions of people who got the shot(s) and yet still contracted the virus. Fauci accused millions of Americans who didn’t get the shot of propagating the virus, calling it a “pandemic of the unvaccinated.”

Big Pharma was in heaven: they got to rush out a taxpayer-funded, wholly experimental shot that did more for Big Pharma profits than it did for actual inoculation and to prevent the tapped public from running dry lawmakers sought to mandate the shots annually. We knew the masks for the purpose of the virus was all performative garbage, the social distancing, quarantines, and in the end the shots themselves — but it was forced anyway as the great public pacifier.

I quite literally lost friends who took the words of this fraud as gospel truth, people who rejected my own natural immunity from contracting the virus in the wild, who accused me of murderous intent for not wanting to tap a vein and inject an experimental solution into my and my kids’s bloodstreams. Fauci’s edicts were the basis for people getting arrested for trying to make ends meet, for being fined, for losing their jobs, an entire generation of school kids fell behind academically; another generation of older kids l out two years of normalcy during one of the most crucial times in the lives of young adults.

Fauci can get every mcbooster, vax, shot, jab, he wants while publicly marveling at their absolute inefficacy.

It is wild to me that this election cycle is based on “joy” and niceties when it should be based on the worst heinous government overreach in our lifetimes.

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