Woka Cola: Be Less White

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Woka-Cola

Their advertising mascot is a polar bear.

Coke apparently decided that simply making carbonated beverages that can dissolve batteries but taste oh-so-good isn’t enough, so now they’re going to undo bigotry by practicing bigotry, an action with the same effect as screwing for chastity. The story broke on Twitter.

Coke’s entire employee training pl…