Wednesday Radio Prep: Woodchuck Edition
02/02/22
WATCHING:
Today is Groundhog Day, the day that humans drag adorable little rat whistlepigs from their cozy dirt cubbies in order to force said rat pig to predict the weather. (That science makes more sense than the one behind vaxxing to not stop transmission.) Eight years ago today Bill de Blasio killed one of them when he dropped it on its precious little groundhog head on live television:
It’s still too early into 2022 to predict if this year is going to be better than the fecal storm of the last two, but New Jersey’s groundhog kicked the bucket so they canceled the whole Groundhog Day, if that’s anything to go by.