Tuesday Evening Observation: Pathological Altruism via Rainbow Marketing

I was in Lowe’s over the weekend to pick up a couple of tomato plants to replace fallen volunteers from last year’s garden when I saw this, one of several such displays:

“Oh,” I said aloud, facetiously (for the drive-bys who read in pictures) to no one and everyone in particular. “I guess gays only get to buy impatiens.” How does Lowe’s even go about the…