Tomorrow: The Return to the Mic, 2022

Tomorrow I am back behind my glorious platinum microphone, my four-and-a-half feet-wide computer screen, and in front of my giant LED wall — that is correct: I’m back behind the mic tomorrow and chomping at the bit.

While Kane is the living embodiment of this meme, just with probiotics —

— as a courtesy to both he and Juan, I’m keeping them out of the s…