The Wrong People Were Slapped

The degree to which celebrities have infected our lives is humanity’s sad epitaph.

So quickly, The Slap:

There are a lot of hot takes that Will Smith was “defending his wife.”

From what?

Chris Rock called her GI Jane, he called her a hot bald woman. That isn’t an insult, especially a slappable one, and not anywhere near the offense they both do to their …