Now They're Murdering "Roadhouse"
I am really mad about this. They should just call it "Highway Apartment."
Because Hollywood is nothing more than the used nubbin in the Crayon box of creativity these days, they’ve decided that it wasn’t enough to utterly destroy Willy Wonka, but now they are going after the cinematic masterpiece that is “Roadhouse.”
Oh yes, dear reader. I said it. MASTERPIECE.
Because it is.
Yes, my children say it’s a movie about mu…