Mike Pence just dropped a new ad where he gets out of a truck and sticks a gas pump nozzle into the open gas tank while the machine pleadingly beeps at him to choose a fuel type throughout the entire take. He fills his tank up without swiping a credit card too, because maybe he gets free gas. Is he even holding the lever in the pump?
It’s like AI wrote it.
MIKE PENCE: “Hello, I’m normal human Mike Pence. I want to give all your gasses to Ukraine. Here, let’s feed this truck some Saudi juice.”
[Pence gets out of truck, grabs gas pump, never pressing a button]
GAS PUMP: “BEEP!”
MIKE PENCE: “Joe Biden is made of Ensure and the orthopedic soles of senior sneakers. He made your energy prices go up while his son snorted Chinese coke. I hate Trump. Vote for me.”
GAS PUMP: “BEEP!”
If I had to pit this ad up against Elizabeth Warren’s Insta-live where she tried convincing us all that she regularly drinks beer, cooks, or regularly offers her husband beer, I’m not sure which pander-stunt would win.
Yikes!!!
Wow, how can anyone not know...