M&Ms Solves a Problem That Didn't Exist By "Diversifying" Anthropomorphic Chocolate Lentils

Just enjoy the "diversity" and ignore its business with communist China.

I never really thought about chocolate candy having personalities and genitals but 2022 is just another trip around the sun for this brave, new world. M&Ms, the chocolate candy, announced their makeover for a "more dynamic, progressive world.”

What that means is that if randos on Twitter fight over the heel height on the green M&M’s boots, Mars will c…