I now believe that “white privilege” is actually a thing. To wit, this now-deleted post from X:
It’s Hayley’s post and if you want to know why Hayley is the way she is it’s because her parents didn’t think one Y was adorbs enough so they added two just for the fun of it. Here’s how I imagine their “May Day” going:
“Like OMG! Me, Ambyr, and Maydisonn in our new keffys, Varley hoodies, and Lululemon on our way to drink bottomless calories at brunch! Like GOOOO Palestine! Boooo Jooos! Also we totally added Jo Malone candles to our list of demands because this encampment, while totally rustic chic, smells like butt and feet and I’m worried that my campmate in the pup tent next to mine isn’t even bothering to use the port-of-johns (those little rooms with toilets from Taylor’s concerts?) and is just using the bathroom like in his tent. Like, I accidentally dropped my Fendi pom keychain in a puddle but it turns out it wasn’t water after all it was piss and nothing gets the smell out and the only soap here is Tom’s of Maine (note to self: add actual like, soap to the list of demands).”
*Edited to add — this is what I described on air: the larval stage of the Moms Demand Boxed Wine Brigade.
Ha ha ha ha Ms. Dana!!! You nailed it !!!
Just when you think things can’t get crazier, they do. Of all the posts out there this is, by far, the stupidest.