Jill Biden’s Vogue Cover

Americans can’t afford the groceries they used to buy but Jill Biden, aka dR. JILl BiDEn, is on the cover of Vogue this month in a $5,000 lab coat declaring that she will “continue the fight” for the White House after Biden’s train wreck of a debate.

Apparently Vogue wanted to symbolize bride-like purity during a corrupt, controversial election year, but instead we get hopeless blandness and a poorly-fitted tuxedo dress. Jill has never been able to wear high fashion but that hasn’t stopped her cosplaying as Marie Antoinette flitting about in multi-thousand dollar dresses, like the time she made Dolce and Gabbana — designers literally famous for their feminine, siren-shaped tailoring — look like a repurposed sofa slipcover.

The $5,000 Kristian Silk Tuxedo Dress she’s wearing on the cover is likely pinned at the sides to hint at the waist it’s made for, thus the weird bunching on the sides that wasn’t totally Photoshopped away.

The sleeves are way too long because tailoring is a foreign concept to the nouveau riche (see Meghan Markle). And again, it looks like a lab or doctor’s coat. Not the look you want when your husband had an actual senior moment on a national debate stage just a few days ago.

Part of the family’s “continue the fight” strategy was to hole up at Camp David and convince Biden to stay in the race. As I said on X earlier, per Lorraine’s earlier post on the Biden Bubble, did anyone honestly expect the Biden family, with their bizarre family dynamic — drug addicts who sponge off the taxpayer by living at the WH, flying for vacations on Air Force One, merching out VP & POTUS offices to enrich themselves with foreign cash — to tell Joe to drop out?

One of the strongest voices imploring Mr. Biden to resist pressure to drop out was his son Hunter Biden, whom the president has long leaned on for advice, said one of the people informed about the discussions, who, like others, spoke on condition of anonymity to share internal deliberations. Hunter Biden wants Americans to see the version of his father that he knows — scrappy and in command of the facts — rather than the stumbling, aging president Americans saw on Thursday night.

Of course Hunter wants dad to stay in the White House. The Biden family may actually have to get jobs and work should he retire from public office. It proves once again that the nation is second and their family’s bank accounts are first in their priorities.

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